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Marriage SMS
Jocks
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Three dreams of a man: to be as handsome as his mother
thinks to be as rich as his child believes to have as
many women as his wife suspects..
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Husband: today is sunday & i have to enjoy it. So i
bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three? Husband: for u and ur parents.
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Girl: will you love me after marriage?
Boy: it depends on your husband if he will allow.
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If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in
hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
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Consequences of american life style:the wife rushed into
house screaming to her husband, come! Ur kids and my
kids are beating our kids.
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Q: what is the difference between a wife and a
girlfriend?
A: about 45 pounds!!
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Different phases of a man:
After engagement: superman
After marriage: gentleman
After 10 years: watchman
After 20 years: doberman
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Definition of "wife":
Someone who'll stand by you through all the troubles
which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single...
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Wat a married man says after years of marriage:-
My marriage is made of trust & understanding,
She doesn't trust me & i dont understand her.
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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
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Husband akas : do you know the meaning of wife?
It means... Wihout - inoformation - fighting - everytime!
Wife on hearing this says : it could be also means -
with idiot for ever
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A woman was telling her friend , "it was i who made my
husband a millionaire."
"and what was he before you married him?" asked the
friend.
The woman replied, " a multi millionaire".
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After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
"you know, i was a fool when i married you."
The husband replied: "yes, dear, but i was in love and
didn't notice it."
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Two women were talking, when one said to the other: "do
you ever talk to your husband when you're making love?"
"yeah," replied the second, "but only when he
telephones!"
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Q: wats d difference between 'complete' n 'finished'?
A: wen u marry d rite girl ur complete and wen u marry d
wrong one ur finished
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Army men
Some men join the army coz
They are single & they like war.
Other men join the army coz
They are married & they like peace
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