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SMS Quotes
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All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see
that I should have been more specific
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Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you
recognise a mistake when you make it again.
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You spend your whole life believing that you're on the
right track, only to discover that you're on the wrong
train
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has
a chance to get its pants on
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The biggest mistake people make in life is not trying to
make a living at doing what they most enjoy.
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Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth
control are already born ? -- Benny Hill
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If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you,
I want to marry you. I want to have children...' - they
leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner
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"Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them."
--Albert Einstein
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One of the most difficult things in the world is to
convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.--
Edgar Watson Howe
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We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the
success of those we don't like?
-Jean Cocturan
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"Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to
drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave."
---Henry Peter Broughan
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May the sun always shine on your windowpane; May a
rainbow be certain to follow each rain; May the hand of
a friend always be near you; May God fill your heart
with gladness to cheer you
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their
level.
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GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with
pricetags, Because..... If He did, I can't afford a
precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
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If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met
everybody.
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Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we
don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of
blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness
and wounds; it dies of weariness, of withering, of
tarnishing.
~Anais Nin
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When you are together with that special someone, you
pretend to ignore that person.
But when that special someone is not around, you might
look around to find them. At that moment, you are in
love.
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There are 3 great things in this world. The first thing
is for you to love someone. The second thing is for
someone to love you back and the third greatest thing is
for the first and second thing to happen at the same
time.
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True Love is, when everything in the world is going
wrong, all you have to do is look at that special person
and, suddenly, everything in the world is right again.
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Real tears are not those that fall from the eyes and
cover the face, but those that fall from the heart and
cover the soul.
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a
philosopher. - Socrates
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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
~~Nash
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