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Short SMS
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Don't marry & make a woman happy.
In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy.
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Love is Blind
But marriage is an eye-opener.
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Man is uncomplete untill he is married,
Then he is finished.
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A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT.
Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to
cover the subject
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Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss
a lot of frogs.
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When do you congratulate
Someone for their Mistake?
Answer : On their Wedding !!
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A Mother makes her son
Intelligent in 20 years,
But a Girl can makes
Him Stupid in 2 minutes.
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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
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If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided
attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
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The 3 wonders of a woman
1. Give milk without eating grass
2. Get wet without water
3. Bleed for a week without going 2 die
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The full form of GIRL:
G = Ghost
I = In
R = Real
L = Life
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Boy to Girl: Darling, what is rape?
Girl- Its the wrong man at the right place
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Whats the difference between a terrorist and your
parents?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Teacher - Where is himalaya.
Kid - Madam!I don't know.
Teacher- Don't know? Stand on the desk.
Kid - I still cant see.
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Full form of WIFE:-
W=worries
I=invited
F=for
E=ever
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